Splash Blanket - The OG

The waterproof blanket that does it all

Most waterproof blankets look like something from a hospital supply cupboard. The Splash Blanket OG doesn't. Thick, plush, and fully waterproof on both sides, it protects your bedding, sofa, and favourite surfaces from spills, splashes, and intimate moments — without looking like it's doing any work at all.

One side is silky micro-velvet, the other warm sherpa fleece. Both are ultra-absorbent, both fully sealed. It machine washes easily, dries well, and holds its shape wash after wash. Whether you're using it as a waterproof sex blanket, protecting your bedding from life's less predictable moments, or simply wanting something gorgeous that can handle anything — this is the one.

Why you'll love it

• Fully waterproof on both sides — real protection, not just water-resistant
• Micro-velvet one side, sherpa fleece the other — plush and comfortable either way
• Ultra-absorbent so it handles volume without leaking through
• Looks beautiful in any bedroom — no clinical vibes, no awkward explanations
• Machine washable and built to last — replace your sheets, not this
• Discreet enough to leave out — guests just think you have excellent taste in throws

Who it's for

• Anyone who wants waterproof bedding that doesn't look or feel like waterproof bedding
• Couples wanting to protect their bed without the crinkly rubber sheet experience
• Solo users who want comfort and zero mess anxiety
• Anyone who's ever had to do a 2am sheet change and sworn it would never happen again
• People with sensitivities or medical needs who need reliable surface protection

Key specs

• Material: Micro-velvet + sherpa fleece, waterproof sealed
• Waterproof: Both sides
• Machine washable: Yes — 30°C
• Tumble dry: Low for 30 minutes

Care and cleaning

Machine wash on 30°C. Do not use bleach or fabric softener. Tumble dry on low or air dry for 30 minutes. The waterproof seal is maintained wash after wash.

Discreet delivery, always

Shipped in plain, unmarked packaging. No brand name on the outside. Just your order, delivered privately.