Luxury waterproof blankets, built for real life
The Splash Blanket range is our favourite answer to a question no one wants to ask out loud. Whether it's for intimate moments, massage, solo play, or simply keeping your bedding safe without a clinical vibe — these are the waterproof blankets that actually feel luxurious. Double-sided, properly absorbent, and designed to handle up to a litre of liquid while keeping everything underneath dry.
The waterproof layer is an internally bonded recycled TPU — non-toxic, BPA-free, and built to last through regular machine washing without losing its seal. Under that, you get plush micro-velvet, warm sherpa fleece, or both — depending on the style. The result is a waterproof blanket that looks at home on your bed year-round, not one you hide in a drawer and reluctantly drag out.
At Fable & Femme, we stock Splash Blanket because it fits exactly what we're about: discreet, design-led, and genuinely useful. No plastic sheet feel, no awkward explanations. Just comfort and confidence, baked in.
Why Splash Blanket
- Genuinely waterproof on both sides — not water-resistant, actually waterproof
- Holds up to ~1 litre of liquid without leaking through
- Recycled TPU inner layer — non-toxic, BPA-free, and body-safe
- Machine washable — the waterproof seal holds wash after wash
- Plush, cosy, and beautiful enough to leave out permanently
- Discreet by design — looks like a luxury throw, works like a waterproof blanket
Not sure which one to choose?
If it's your first waterproof blanket, start with the Splash Blanket OG — it's the most popular, covers most bases, and comes in a size that works for the bed or the sofa. If you want something with more warmth, look for the sherpa-lined styles. And if you're buying as a gift, any of them ship in plain, discreet packaging with no branding on the outside.
