Why We Test Products at Fable & Femme
We believe intimate wellness should feel less overwhelming, less awkward, and a lot less like throwing money into the sexy unknown.
Which is exactly why we test products before we stock them.
The intimate wellness market is crowded. Very crowded. There are products promising life-changing orgasms, luxury materials, whisper-quiet motors, revolutionary shapes, and occasionally, the kind of packaging that makes you wonder if anyone involved has ever actually used the product.
And honestly? Some products are brilliant. Some are beautiful but underwhelming. Some are powerful but about as subtle as a leaf blower. Some look like they were designed by someone who has only heard vague rumours about the female body.
So we do the research, we test the products, and we curate with care.
Our focus is simple: body-safe materials, thoughtful design, comfort, performance, ease of use, and whether a product actually does what it says it will do.
Because pleasure is personal. Not every toy, lubricant, or blanket will be right for every body - and that is completely normal. Testing helps us give you honest guidance, fewer vague promises, and a much better chance of finding something that actually suits you.
Below is what we discovered during testing.
SVibe Curve - Best for Blended Stimulation
The SVibe Curve was one of the products that made us collectively go: “Oh. Okay. That works.”
And it very quickly became a tester favourite.
Designed for dual stimulation, the SVibe Curve combines a curved insertable arm for G-spot stimulation with a textured external “snail shell” designed to rest against the vulva. It uses SVibe’s Slide’n’Roll system, which helps the external stimulator move with you, rather than losing contact the second things get interesting.
A small miracle, frankly.
One of its biggest strengths is control. The Curve has two motors - one in the shaft and one in the external stimulator - and they can be controlled separately, which means you are not stuck with one “take it or leave it” setting. You can play with different speeds and patterns depending on whether you want more internal, external, or blended stimulation.
What testers loved:
- Strong blended stimulation
- Separate internal and external controls
- Good G-spot and clitoral contact
- Quiet motor
- Secure handle
- Protective case included
- Waterproof design
The Curve is made from medical-grade silicone, has a quiet motor, and comes with magnetic charging and a protective case.
Things to know:
The magnetic charger is a little dramatic and can disconnect if knocked. Easily solved by charging it while it is resting securely in its case, but worth knowing.
Cleaning around the textured external head also takes a little extra care, so this is not a quick “rinse and run” situation.
That said, testers agreed these were minor trade-offs for a toy that really does deliver on blended stimulation. If clitoral, G-spot, or deeper internal stimulation is your thing, the SVibe Curve understood the assignment.
Aia* Natural Lubricant - Best for Natural Everyday Comfort
Aia* is a brand we were genuinely excited to bring into the Fable & Femme collection.
It is thoughtful, gentle, natural-feeling, and very much not giving “mystery bottle from the back of a drawer.”
Aia* Natural Lubricant is a 100% natural water-based lubricant made with an organic blend and hydrating glycerin. It is designed to support natural moisture and comfort, with a smooth, long-lasting glide that does not feel sticky.
It is pH-balanced, suitable for sensitive skin, vegan, cruelty free, made in the Netherlands, and free from perfume, silicones, sulphates, and parabens.
What testers loved:
- Lightweight texture
- Smooth glide
- Non-sticky feel
- Gentle, everyday comfort
- Good option for sensitive skin
- Simple, natural positioning
- No weird “why is this tingling?” moment
This is the kind of lubricant that feels easy to recommend because it does not overcomplicate things. It is gentle, clean-feeling, and designed to support comfort without feeling clinical.
A small note from us: when it comes to intimate care, we like language that is honest rather than overpromising. So instead of saying something “does not affect your pH balance”, we prefer “pH-balanced”. Clear, accurate, and no unnecessary drama.
We save the drama for group chats, not product claims.
The Splash Blanket - Best for Practical Luxury
The Splash Blanket is one of those products where, once you use it, you wonder why you were ever living without one.
Because yes, it is waterproof. Yes, it protects your bed, sofa, or wherever else life takes you. But it also looks like a gorgeous throw, which means you do not have to explain anything to anyone.
A win for both pleasure and interior design.
Dame Pom - Best for Beginners and Soft External Stimulation
Dame Pom is one of those toys that feels immediately friendly.
Not scary. Not intense-looking. Not like something that requires charging, courage, and a whispered pep talk.
It is palm-sized, soft, flexible, and designed for external stimulation. The body has no rigid internal skeleton, which allows it to flex and mould more naturally against the clitoris, labia, or wherever feels good. The exterior is made from medical-grade silicone with a soft, velvety feel.
Pom has five intensity levels and five pulse patterns, ranging from softer sensations to deeper rumbles. It is waterproof, travel-friendly, and recharges using a magnetic USB cable.
What testers loved:
- Soft and unintimidating
- Flexible body
- Easy to hold
- Great for beginners
- Good for broader or more focused external stimulation
- Waterproof
- Travel-friendly
- Beautiful design
- Very much not giving “terrifying bedside gadget”
Pom is ideal for someone who is new to sex toys, returning to them after a break, or simply wants something simple, reliable, and not too intense-looking.
It feels like a grown-up starter toy: playful, pretty, and genuinely useful.
Starter toy, but make it tasteful.
Lovense Velvo - A Fresh Take on the Classic Rabbit
The Lovense Velvo gave us a new appreciation for rabbit vibrators.
Rabbit vibrators are popular for good reason. For many people, they offer that sought-after combination of internal and external stimulation in one toy. When the shape, pressure, and positioning are right, they can be a brilliant choice for blended pleasure.
That said, like any dual-stimulation toy, fit really matters. Every body is different, and some rabbit designs may not land exactly where you want them to. That is why we were so interested in the Velvo.
Velvo takes a slightly different approach.
Lovense describes Velvo as the world’s first patented rolling bead G-spot and clit rabbit vibrator. It uses a 360-degree rolling bead design powered by NeoSpin Technology, designed to create a deeper rolling motion from the vaginal opening towards the G-spot.
It also offers dual-control G-spot and clitoral sensations, app-controlled custom patterns, and IPX7 waterproofing for shower use and easier cleaning.
What testers loved:
- Rounded external clitoral contact
- Strong internal rolling sensation
- Good pressure and movement
- Dual stimulation
- App control
- Waterproof design
- A clever twist on a classic rabbit shape
The external stimulator was one of the biggest talking points. Instead of the traditional split-ear style, the Velvo has a fuller, rounded shape that covers more surface area. For testers who prefer broader contact, this was a definite plus.
The internal rolling beads were also a standout. Rather than relying on vibration alone, the movement felt deeper and more massage-like, adding another layer of sensation to the dual-stimulation experience.
This may not be the gentlest first toy, simply because there is quite a lot going on. But for anyone curious about rabbit vibrators, blended stimulation, G-spot pressure, or app-controlled play, Velvo is a strong and exciting option.
For us, it felt like a clever evolution of the classic rabbit.
A bold little bunny. We approve.
Final Thoughts: Why Testing Matters
Testing is not about finding one perfect product for everyone.
Because that product does not exist. Bodies are different. Preferences are different. Moods are different. Sometimes what worked beautifully one week gets politely ignored the next. Humans are complex. Pleasure is no exception.
Some people want power. Some want softness. Some want something discreet. Some want deep internal stimulation. Some want a lubricant that does not feel sticky. Some want a travel toy that can come away for the weekend without requiring half a suitcase. Some just want to protect the sheets without killing the mood.
That is why we test.
So you can shop with more confidence, less overwhelm, and fewer “well, that was £80 badly spent” moments.
We are here to help you understand what a product does, who it might suit, and what to consider before buying. No shame, no weird euphemisms, no pretending one product is magic for everyone.
Just honest, thoughtful intimate wellness - with a little bit of sparkle and a soft spot for clever design.
And if you are still not sure where to start, you can always take our quiz or reach out to us directly.
We are here to make intimate wellness feel calmer, safer, and much less complicated.
Unapologetically yours,
Fable & Femme
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