{"title":"Splash Blanket","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLuxury waterproof blankets, built for real life\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe Splash Blanket range is our favourite answer to a question no one wants to ask out loud. Whether it's for intimate moments, massage, solo play, or simply keeping your bedding safe without a clinical vibe — these are the waterproof blankets that actually feel luxurious. Double-sided, properly absorbent, and designed to handle up to a litre of liquid while keeping everything underneath dry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe waterproof layer is an internally bonded recycled TPU — non-toxic, BPA-free, and built to last through regular machine washing without losing its seal. Under that, you get plush micro-velvet, warm sherpa fleece, or both — depending on the style. The result is a waterproof blanket that looks at home on your bed year-round, not one you hide in a drawer and reluctantly drag out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eAt Fable \u0026amp; Femme, we stock Splash Blanket because it fits exactly what we're about: discreet, design-led, and genuinely useful. No plastic sheet feel, no awkward explanations. Just comfort and confidence, baked in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy Splash Blanket\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eGenuinely waterproof on both sides — not water-resistant, actually waterproof\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHolds up to ~1 litre of liquid without leaking through\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eRecycled TPU inner layer — non-toxic, BPA-free, and body-safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMachine washable — the waterproof seal holds wash after wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePlush, cosy, and beautiful enough to leave out permanently\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDiscreet by design — looks like a luxury throw, works like a waterproof blanket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot sure which one to choose?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIf it's your first waterproof blanket, start with the \u003ca href=\"\/en-us\/products\/splash-blanket-the-og\" title=\"Splash Blanket - The OG\"\u003eSplash Blanket OG\u003c\/a\u003e — it's the most popular, covers most bases, and comes in a size that works for the bed or the sofa. If you want something with more warmth, look for the sherpa-lined styles. And if you're buying as a gift, any of them ship in plain, discreet packaging with no branding on the outside.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"splash-blanket-furlush-army","title":"Splash Blanket Furlush","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThe waterproof blanket that feels like a luxury throw, because it is one\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA waterproof blanket worth keeping out\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eMost waterproof blankets do the job but look like they'd rather not be there. The Splash Blanket Furlush is different. One side is deep, velvety plush, the kind that feels grounding the moment you sink into it. The other is silky faux rabbit fur, soft enough to make everything feel slower. Both sides are fully waterproof and stain resistant, so your bedding, sofa, or wherever you choose to land stays completely protected.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt handles everything a waterproof sex blanket needs to handle. Up to around a litre of liquid, absorbed and contained, with nothing reaching what's underneath. The waterproof layer is an internally bonded recycled TPU: non-toxic, BPA-free, and built to hold its seal through regular machine washes. In Army, the earthy tonal warmth makes it look completely intentional in any bedroom. Which is helpful, because you'll want to leave it out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you'll love it\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eTwo genuinely luxurious sides: deep velvet plush on one, silky faux rabbit fur on the other\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFully waterproof on both sides, absorbing up to around 1 litre without leaking through\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eRecycled TPU inner layer that's non-toxic, BPA-free, and body-safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eStain resistant and machine washable, with the waterproof seal holding wash after wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eArmy colourway that sits beautifully with warm, neutral, and earthy interiors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eLooks like a luxury throw because it is one, just one that also protects your sheets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAnyone who wants a luxury waterproof blanket that looks considered, not defensive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eCouples who want intimacy without the mental load\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSolo users who want comfort and total peace of mind\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePeople who care about what things are made of: body-safe, recycled, built to last\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAnyone who's ever had to strip the bed at a bad time and decided not to risk it again\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMaterial: Deep velvet plush and silky faux rabbit fur, waterproof sealed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWaterproof layer: Internally bonded recycled TPU (non-toxic, BPA-free)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAbsorbency: Up to approximately 1 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whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eMachine wash on 30°C No bleach, no fabric softener. Tumble dry on low or air dry flat. The waterproof seal holds up well with regular washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Splash Blanket","offers":[{"title":"Green \/ Small (1.2mx1.2m)","offer_id":52348464595287,"sku":"SB-FU-AR-S","price":83.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green \/ Medium (1.2mx2m)","offer_id":52348464628055,"sku":"SB-FU-AR-M","price":96.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Small (1.2mx1.2m)","offer_id":52348464660823,"sku":"SB-FU-BL-S","price":83.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium (1.2mx2m)","offer_id":52348464693591,"sku":"SB-FU-BL-M","price":96.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large (2mx2m)","offer_id":52348464726359,"sku":"SB-FU-BL-L","price":123.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ Small (1.2mx1.2m)","offer_id":52348464824663,"sku":"SB-FU-ST-S","price":83.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ Medium (1.2mx2m)","offer_id":52348464857431,"sku":"SB-FU-ST-M","price":96.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ Large (2mx2m)","offer_id":52348464890199,"sku":"SB-FU-ST-L","price":123.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chai \/ Small (1.2mx1.2m)","offer_id":52348481339735,"sku":"SB-FU-CH-S","price":83.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chai \/ Medium (1.2mx2m)","offer_id":52348481372503,"sku":"SB-FU-CH-M","price":96.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0963\/9385\/5319\/files\/SplashBlanketFurlush6.png?v=1781382489"},{"product_id":"splash-blanket-the-og","title":"Splash Blanket - The OG","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe waterproof blanket that does it all\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eMost waterproof blankets look like something from a hospital supply cupboard. The Splash Blanket OG doesn't. Thick, plush, and fully waterproof on both sides, it protects your bedding, sofa, and favourite surfaces from spills, splashes, and intimate moments — without looking like it's doing any work at all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eOne side is silky micro-velvet, the other warm sherpa fleece. Both are ultra-absorbent, both fully sealed. It machine washes easily, dries well, and holds its shape wash after wash. Whether you're using it as a waterproof sex blanket, protecting your bedding from life's less predictable moments, or simply wanting something gorgeous that can handle anything — this is the one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you'll love it\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFully waterproof on both sides — real protection, not just water-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMicro-velvet one side, sherpa fleece the other — plush and comfortable either way\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eUltra-absorbent so it handles volume without leaking through\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eLooks beautiful in any bedroom — no clinical vibes, no awkward explanations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMachine washable and built to last — replace your sheets, not this\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDiscreet enough to leave out — guests just think you have excellent taste in throws\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAnyone who wants waterproof bedding that doesn't look or feel like waterproof bedding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eCouples wanting to protect their bed without the crinkly rubber sheet experience\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSolo users who want comfort and zero mess anxiety\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAnyone who's ever had to do a 2am sheet change and sworn it would never happen again\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePeople with sensitivities or medical needs who need reliable surface protection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMaterial: Micro-velvet + sherpa fleece, waterproof sealed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWaterproof: Both sides\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMachine washable: Yes — 30°C\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eTumble dry: Low for 30 minutes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare and cleaning\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eMachine wash on 30°C. 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