{"title":"Bath \u0026 Body","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"splash-blanket-the-og","title":"Splash Blanket - The OG","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe waterproof blanket that does it all\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eMost waterproof blankets look like something from a hospital supply cupboard. The Splash Blanket OG doesn't. Thick, plush, and fully waterproof on both sides, it protects your bedding, sofa, and favourite surfaces from spills, splashes, and intimate moments — without looking like it's doing any work at all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eOne side is silky micro-velvet, the other warm sherpa fleece. Both are ultra-absorbent, both fully sealed. It machine washes easily, dries well, and holds its shape wash after wash. Whether you're using it as a waterproof sex blanket, protecting your bedding from life's less predictable moments, or simply wanting something gorgeous that can handle anything — this is the one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you'll love it\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFully waterproof on both sides — real protection, not just water-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMicro-velvet one side, sherpa fleece the other — plush and comfortable either way\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eUltra-absorbent so it handles volume without leaking through\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eLooks beautiful in any bedroom — no clinical vibes, no awkward explanations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMachine washable and built to last — replace your sheets, not this\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDiscreet enough to leave out — guests just think you have excellent taste in throws\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAnyone who wants waterproof bedding that doesn't look or feel like waterproof bedding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eCouples wanting to protect their bed without the crinkly rubber sheet experience\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSolo users who want comfort and zero mess anxiety\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAnyone who's ever had to do a 2am sheet change and sworn it would never happen again\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePeople with sensitivities or medical needs who need reliable surface protection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMaterial: Micro-velvet + sherpa fleece, waterproof sealed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWaterproof: Both sides\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMachine washable: Yes — 30°C\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eTumble dry: Low for 30 minutes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare and cleaning\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eMachine wash on 30°C. Do not use bleach or fabric softener. Tumble dry on low or air dry for 30 minutes. The waterproof seal is maintained wash after wash.\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDiscreet delivery, always\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eShipped in plain, unmarked packaging. No brand name on the outside. 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